Acid is a hell of a drug folks. The kid doing the caterpillar near the end absolutely CRUSHES it though.
Best comment on the video:
white people make me sick
By: Cmoney
Seahawks Fan DESTROYS TV After Loss
#PrayForTheTV
This Seahawks fan acted in the most logical way possible after Pete Carrol called one of the worst plays in NFL history on the 1 yard line for the super bowl. You have Beast Mode for god sake.
This is how I imagine I would act if the Bills lose the super bowl in the future. (Yes, sadly im a buffalo bills fan).
I’m pretty sure this guy has been watching too much of the Andy Milonakis Show and thought he would pop right into the super bowl action like this clip.
Meanwhile Tom Brady is riding off into the stars after his fourth super bowl victory.
By: Cmoney
Celebrities Read Mean Tweets 2/3/2015
Jimmy Kimmel is an absolute genius for coming up with these segments. They are absolute FIRE. If you haven’t seen these before, Jimmy Kimmel has celebrities read out loud mean tweets said about them. This round of mean tweets features some great names like Iggy Azalea, Ariana Grande, Pitbull, Drake, Katy Perry, Sia, Haim, Blake Shelton, Childish Gambino and Wiz Khalifa. There reactions are priceless.
The best of this round:
“Fuck you Blake shelton you inbred hick”.
“hey look Ed Sheeran is still ugly!”
“Wiz Khalifa looks like a homeless woman”
“Childish Gambino looks like he tried to suck his dick a few times”
“I’d rather listen to an auto-tuned queef played on a continuous loop than listen to Ariana Grande’s new album”.
By: Cmoney
The New Craze In America: Drinking From The Toilet Challenge
This is the future of America folks. Back in the day as kids we would go outside, play sports, and do normal activities with friends. Today kids drink fucking toilet water and records it for the world to see.
This planet is officially fucked.
By: Cmoney
Television’s Top 5 Anti-Heroes Of All Time
Potential spoiler alerts if you haven’t seen these shows yet but if you haven’t yet you’ve basically been living under a rock so who cares. Here we go the best Anti-Heroes in television history. The biggest bad asses in television.
5. Frank Underwood (House Of Cards)
This is a must watch show and probably THE best Netflix original series out. Season 3 is coming out later this month so make sure you catch up. Frank Underwood is ruthless.
4. Nucky Thompson (Boardwalk Empire)
One of the most underrated shows that never got the credit it deserved. Steve Buscemi made Nucky Thompson one of the most feared television characters of all time.
3. Jax Teller (Sons Of Anarchy)
Easily my personal favorite show or all time and favorite television character of all time. Kurt Sutter (show creator) is an absolute genius.
2. Walter White (Breaking Bad)
Walter White turned from a boring old chemistry teacher into one of the biggest drug king pins the world. He also had some of the most bad ass lines you’ll ever hear. This is a MUST watch show.
1. Tony Soprano (The Sopranos)
Historic show that created the anti-hero. No show will ever come close to creating a character as great as Tony Soprano was.
By: Cmoney
Hotels Are Able To Track The Towels You Steal
There’s something utterly delicious about hotel beds… and towels… and robes. They’re so decadently fluffy and epically cozy, we’d totally steal them if we could.
And much of the time, we do. Towels are among the most-stolen items in hotels, The Telegraph reports. We could’ve guessed that.
But we never would’ve guessed that hotels can tell when you’ve stolen a towel (or robe or duvet cover for that matter). It’s all thanks to a tiny, M&M-sized tracking device that thousands of hotels have embedded in their linens — a device that lets them know where their towels, robes and bedsheets are at all times.
The main service they use is Linen Technology Tracking, which provides the chips to some 2,000 hotels around the country, according to its executive VP William Serbin. The company’s initial goal was to let hotels track which linens had made it from the hotel to the cleaners and back again, but the chips have also proven handy for keeping tabs on stolen goods that guests think have slipped out unnoticed.
“One hotel uses the chips to monitor the elevator banks,” Serbin told The Huffington Post. “Any time one of their towels passes through the elevator bay, Housekeeping gets an alert.”
Well fuck me right? Now the waiting game begins of when the FBI is going to surround my house and take me down. I’m notorious for taking “free” shit from hotels. Comfy towels, robes, pillows, you name it. When they finally track all this shit there gonna lock me in jail and throw away the keys. Sneaky move by the hotel industry. Playing chess while we are all playing mother fuckin checkers. Good game bros.
By; Cmoney
5 Funniest Superbowl Commercials Of All-Time
#5
Coming in at the 5 spot we have an all-time classic. Bud light who practically owns this list (you’d think we were sponsored) sends us waaay back with this caveman classic.
#4
At the 4 spot we have the 2008 Diet Pepsi Max. The song alone catapults this ad to the top 5 spot. Give a some LaBouche though, would’ve been an easy 1.
#3
Still remember my first time watching this. Would’ve liked to have seen a little more of a twist at the end though. Office setting & a dude wishing for a promotion? Of course his squid CEO is going to walk around the corner. Disappointing ending from a commercial with a lot of promise.
#2
Terry Tate. Office Linebacker. Say no more. Last thing I need is for this roided out freak to come sack Cmoney, Slappy89, or (most importantly) myself for not posting enough shit. I get enough flack for not posting on the reg enough. Pretty sure Cmoney doesn’t actually believe me when I tell him that I’m away at school.
#1
Bud light taking the top spot with the magic fridge commercial. This commercial is the G.O.A.T. No questions asked.
BONUS AD.
Gotta love Jeff Gordan here for this one. Name me another reason to cheer for something someone from NASCAR did.. EVER? You can’t, simply can’t.
By:SwaggyG
Bruce Jenner Is Officially Transitioning Into a Woman
Rumors have been swirling for months about Bruce Jenner’s ever-changing appearance, and now it seems that a source close to the Kardashian brood is confirming what many have long suspected.
“Bruce is transitioning to a woman,” a source told People.
To many fans of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” Jenner’s transition will come as no surprise. The decathlon gold-medalist has been photographed many times in the past year wearing makeup, painted nails and rocking a fuller mane. The patriarch allegedly underwent surgery to lessen the prominence of his Adam’s apple last year, according toUs Magazine, which is fairly common for those undergoing gender transition.
Kim Kardashian recently alluded to the recent changes in Jenner’s life in an interview withET, saying that “I think he’ll share whenever the time is right.”
From the looks of the picture it looks like Bruce already has some solid C cups. Going from an American Olympic hero to a freak show is quite the transition. You gotta feel bad for the guy (errrr lady?), his bitch wife left him and all his children are sluts. This is the nail in the coffin, fuck it time to become a woman i guess. Can’t wait for him to break the internet like his daughter Kim Kardashian did earlier in the year.
By: Cmoney
The Most Ridiculous Super Bowl 2015 Prop Bets
This is for all you degenerate gamblers out there like myself. Here’s an easy guide to score big bucks on the stupidest props out there right now.
What Color will the Gatorade (or liquid) be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team?
Orange 3/2
Yellow 5/2
Clear/Water 3/1
Blue 13/2
Red 15/2
Green 12/1
Cmoney Prediction: Red 15/2
Gotta be aggressive and go with the long shot here. Last year it was Orange but fuck that pussy 3/2 shit. Richard Sherman strikes me as a guy who loves drinking that fruit punch (and Yes I already know the Seahawks are winning this years superbowl.)
Will Marshawn Lynch grab his crotch after scoring a TD in the game?
Yes +200
No -300
Cmoney Prediction: Yes +200
Holdddddd maaaaa dick. Marshawn gives zero fucks. Mortal lock of the century he grabs his junk after scoring.
What Color will Bill Belichick’s hoodie be?
Grey -120
Blue EVEN
Red +750
Cmoney Prediction: Red +750
LOVE the long shot here. Such a sleeper pick and you gotta take a chance.
And my all time personal favorite super bowl prop…..
Coin Toss
Heads -105
Tails -105
Cmoney Prediction: Heads -105
Classic super bowl bet right here. I used to be a big tails guy but now i’m more sophisticated and i’m all about that heads.
Some other notable ridiculous props for this year’s superbowl:
Will Patriots’ head coach Bill Belichck be caught smiling on camera during the game?
Yes +275
No -400
Will Idina Menzel forget or omit at least one word of the official US National Anthem?
Yes +450
No -700
Will Katy Perry and Lenny Kravitz kiss on the lips during the halftime show?
Yes +350
No -500
Who will the Super Bowl MVP mention first in his interview?
Teammates — 3/2
God — 2/1
Fans/City — 15/2
Coach — 15/1
Family — 15/1
Owner — 12/1
None of the above — 5/2
Enjoy and try not to lose your life savings and your children’s college fund!
By: Cmoney
Real Housewife “Performs” Her “Hit Signal”
Apparently money doesn’t buy you talent either.
First things first, let’s give a shoutout to the sugar daddy that Rebecca Black’ed this chick. Dude literally payed to have his wife record a track, then went out of his way to get her on the news to perform her “hit” single. LOVE the move. You know him and his boys were laughing their asses off while they watched the train fall off the tracks.
Speaking of Rebecca, what ever happened to her? She had to of offed herself right?
By:SwaggyG
The Over Under 