Television’s Top 5 Anti-Heroes Of All Time

Potential spoiler alerts if you haven’t seen these shows yet but if you haven’t yet you’ve basically been living under a rock so who cares. Here we go the best Anti-Heroes in television history. The biggest bad asses in television.

5. Frank Underwood (House Of Cards)

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This is a must watch show and probably THE best Netflix original series out. Season 3 is coming out later this month so make sure you catch up. Frank Underwood is ruthless.

4. Nucky Thompson (Boardwalk Empire)

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One of the most underrated shows that never got the credit it deserved. Steve Buscemi made Nucky Thompson one of the most feared television characters of all time.

3. Jax Teller (Sons Of Anarchy)

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Easily my personal favorite show or all time and favorite television character of all time. Kurt Sutter (show creator) is an absolute genius.
2. Walter White (Breaking Bad) 

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Walter White turned from a boring old chemistry teacher into one of the biggest drug king pins the world. He also had some of the most bad ass lines you’ll ever hear. This is a MUST watch show.
1. Tony Soprano (The Sopranos)

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Historic show that created the anti-hero. No show will ever come close to creating a character as great as Tony Soprano was.

By: Cmoney

Hotels Are Able To Track The Towels You Steal

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Huffington Post

There’s something utterly delicious about hotel beds… and towels… and robes. They’re so decadently fluffy and epically cozy, we’d totally steal them if we could.

And much of the time, we do. Towels are among the most-stolen items in hotels, The Telegraph reports. We could’ve guessed that.

But we never would’ve guessed that hotels can tell when you’ve stolen a towel (or robe or duvet cover for that matter). It’s all thanks to a tiny, M&M-sized tracking device that thousands of hotels have embedded in their linens — a device that lets them know where their towels, robes and bedsheets are at all times.

 

The main service they use is Linen Technology Tracking, which provides the chips to some 2,000 hotels around the country, according to its executive VP William Serbin. The company’s initial goal was to let hotels track which linens had made it from the hotel to the cleaners and back again, but the chips have also proven handy for keeping tabs on stolen goods that guests think have slipped out unnoticed.

“One hotel uses the chips to monitor the elevator banks,” Serbin told The Huffington Post. “Any time one of their towels passes through the elevator bay, Housekeeping gets an alert.”

Well fuck me right? Now the waiting game begins of when the FBI is going to surround my house and take me down. I’m notorious for taking “free” shit from hotels. Comfy towels, robes, pillows, you name it. When they finally track all this shit there gonna lock me in jail and throw away the keys. Sneaky move by the hotel industry. Playing chess while we are all playing mother fuckin checkers. Good game bros.

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By; Cmoney

 

5 Funniest Superbowl Commercials Of All-Time

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Coming in at the 5 spot we have an all-time classic. Bud light who practically owns this list (you’d think we were sponsored) sends us waaay back with this caveman classic.

 

#4

At the 4 spot we have the 2008 Diet Pepsi Max. The song alone catapults this ad to the top 5 spot. Give a some LaBouche though, would’ve been an easy 1.

 

#3

Still remember my first time watching this. Would’ve liked to have seen a little more of a twist at the end though. Office setting & a dude wishing for a promotion? Of course his squid CEO is going to walk around the corner. Disappointing ending from a commercial with a lot of promise.

 

#2

Terry Tate. Office Linebacker. Say no more. Last thing I need is for this roided out freak to come sack Cmoney, Slappy89, or (most importantly) myself for not posting enough shit. I get enough flack for not posting on the reg enough. Pretty sure Cmoney doesn’t actually believe me when I tell him that I’m away at school.

 

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Bud light taking the top spot with the magic fridge commercial. This commercial is the G.O.A.T. No questions asked.

 

 

 

BONUS AD.

Gotta love Jeff Gordan here for this one. Name me another reason to cheer for something someone from NASCAR did.. EVER? You can’t, simply can’t.

 

By:SwaggyG

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Lebron James Is Officially Going Back To Cleveland. The King Returns Home

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SI

But this is not about the roster or the organization. I feel my calling here goes above basketball. I have a responsibility to lead, in more ways than one, and I take that very seriously. My presence can make a difference in Miami, but I think it can mean more where I’m from. I want kids in Northeast Ohio, like the hundreds of Akron third-graders I sponsor through my foundation, to realize that there’s no better place to grow up. Maybe some of them will come home after college and start a family or open a business. That would make me smile. Our community, which has struggled so much, needs all the talent it can get.

In Northeast Ohio, nothing is given. Everything is earned. You work for what you have.

I’m ready to accept the challenge. I’m coming home.

 

THE KING HAS RETURNED!!!!! Goodbye Miami and all their bandwagon fans…. Hello Cleveland. This announcement is pretty much going to break Twitter and the News in general. Gotta love the decision to return. I can just see all the Miami bandwagon fans in the store right now buying Cavs jerseys.

 

Johnny Manziel and Lebron James in the same city at the same time? CANT WAIT. Pretty sure they are reviving that embarrassment of a city by themsevles.

 

The Cavs are already favorites in Vegas to win the title this year (4 to 1). I’m going to put all my internet dollars on that happening. Mortal lock of the century the Cavs win it all.

 

Welcome home Lebron.

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By: Cmoney

Did Jaguars’ Owner Shahid Khan just Call Out Texas?

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Oh baby, football season right around the corner and Jaguars owner Shahid Khan is already calling Texas for being on their poor people shit. The billionaire owner put up this billboard in an apparent attempt to hype up the pussy cat Jags’ upcoming season. I respect the move and hate it at the same time. First off, you do realize your team sucks right? When your team is as much of a laughing stock as the Jaguars, pretty sure you should just keep your mouth shut and wait for them to produce something on the field before you call out an actual franchise like the Dallas Cowboys and their irrelevant little brother the Houston Texans.

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Shahid Khan has big plans for the team and It’s honestly pretty sick what he’s doing. Making pool side cabana’s in an NFL stadium is fucking dope. Marketing genius right there. I like how he’s going with the strategy of; If you build it, they will come.

Talking about sports a little more, I do like the direction the Jags are going. Cutting ties with their loose end, cap devouring, underperforming players like MJD and Jason Babin. Cutting Blaine Gabbert was also an excellent move in the right direction since he’s arguable a bigger bust than Ryan Leaf IMO. So good, out with the old, in with the new. They stacked up their receiving core by taking Allen Robinson and Marquise Lee in the draft which is also a good move. Drafting your future franchise QB, even better! Poor kid is going to need all the help he can get when he’s eventually thrown into the fire down there.

Personally I think the Jags are still at least 3 years away from being a legitimate playoff contender, but in the NFL it’s impossible to predict the outcome for any team until the season gets underway. With a new running back in town, new QB, new receivers that don’t abuse alcohol, and a defensive mastermind as a head coach, things are looking bright for the Jags future. Unfortunately for them it’s still not enough to get past the Texans or the Colts just yet.

 

By:SwaggyG

 

Does This Look Like The Face of a Congressman Who Was Executed and Replaced By Robot Body Double?

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Gotta love politics right? Guys having their stuff research every nook and cranny of your entire life trying to find any sort of dirt on you in order to sway the publics opinion.

The case has the ultimate plot twist. It’s one thing to call out someone for smoking pot or for getting a DUI when he was raging face in college. Yeah, we get it, everyone fucks up here and there. NOPE. Not this time, this time Timmy Murray is sending shots at (allegedly dead) Frank Lucas.

“…it is widely known Rep. Frank D. Lucas is no longer alive and has been displayed by a look alike.” – Rep. Murray

“I’ve never been to Ukraine,” said Rep. Lucas.

It goes with no surprise that Lucas one the election. I mean c’mon people, who’d honestly believe that malarky? This isn’t iRobot, yes we have Will Smith to save the day, no we don’t have robots representing politicians trying to take over congress or whatever the fuck this election was for.

Lucas – 1
Frank- 0

Frank seriously needs to step his game up for the next election. Pretty sure that sap lost the election by over 70% of the overall vote. Do you even politics bro? Simple solution to solving the actual claim, cut him and see if he bleeds, pretty straight forward.

Bottom line these guys have no clue what the fuck they’re doing. Their negative press game is so far gone I’m pretty sure Drake is about to write a song about it. If you want to politics right take notes^^ That’s someone I’d vote for any day of the week.

 

By:SwaggyG