5 Funniest Superbowl Commercials Of All-Time

#5

Coming in at the 5 spot we have an all-time classic. Bud light who practically owns this list (you’d think we were sponsored) sends us waaay back with this caveman classic.

 

#4

At the 4 spot we have the 2008 Diet Pepsi Max. The song alone catapults this ad to the top 5 spot. Give a some LaBouche though, would’ve been an easy 1.

 

#3

Still remember my first time watching this. Would’ve liked to have seen a little more of a twist at the end though. Office setting & a dude wishing for a promotion? Of course his squid CEO is going to walk around the corner. Disappointing ending from a commercial with a lot of promise.

 

#2

Terry Tate. Office Linebacker. Say no more. Last thing I need is for this roided out freak to come sack Cmoney, Slappy89, or (most importantly) myself for not posting enough shit. I get enough flack for not posting on the reg enough. Pretty sure Cmoney doesn’t actually believe me when I tell him that I’m away at school.

 

#1

Bud light taking the top spot with the magic fridge commercial. This commercial is the G.O.A.T. No questions asked.

 

 

 

BONUS AD.

Gotta love Jeff Gordan here for this one. Name me another reason to cheer for something someone from NASCAR did.. EVER? You can’t, simply can’t.

 

By:SwaggyG

Bruce Jenner Is Officially Transitioning Into a Woman

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Rumors have been swirling for months about Bruce Jenner’s ever-changing appearance, and now it seems that a source close to the Kardashian brood is confirming what many have long suspected.

“Bruce is transitioning to a woman,” a source told People.

To many fans of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” Jenner’s transition will come as no surprise. The decathlon gold-medalist has been photographed many times in the past year wearing makeup, painted nails and rocking a fuller mane. The patriarch allegedly underwent surgery to lessen the prominence of his Adam’s apple last year, according toUs Magazine, which is fairly common for those undergoing gender transition.

Kim Kardashian recently alluded to the recent changes in Jenner’s life in an interview withET, saying that “I think he’ll share whenever the time is right.”

From the looks of the picture it looks like Bruce already has some solid C cups. Going from an American Olympic hero to a freak show is quite the transition. You gotta feel bad for the guy (errrr lady?), his bitch wife left him and all his children are sluts. This is the nail in the coffin, fuck it time to become a woman i guess. Can’t wait for him to break the internet like his daughter Kim Kardashian did earlier in the year. 

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By: Cmoney

The Most Ridiculous Super Bowl 2015 Prop Bets

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This is for all you degenerate gamblers out there like myself. Here’s an easy guide to score big bucks on the stupidest props out there right now.
Super Bowl XLVIII - Seattle Seahawks v Denver Broncos
What Color will the Gatorade (or liquid) be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team?

Orange 3/2
Yellow 5/2
Clear/Water 3/1
Blue 13/2
Red 15/2
Green 12/1

Cmoney Prediction: Red 15/2
Gotta be aggressive and go with the long shot here. Last year it was Orange but fuck that pussy 3/2 shit. Richard Sherman strikes me as a guy who loves drinking that fruit punch (and Yes I already know the Seahawks are winning this years superbowl.)

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Will Marshawn Lynch grab his crotch after scoring a TD in the game?

Yes +200
No   -300

Cmoney Prediction: Yes +200
Holdddddd maaaaa dick. Marshawn gives zero fucks. Mortal lock of the century he grabs his junk after scoring.

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What Color will Bill Belichick’s hoodie be? 

Grey -120
Blue EVEN
Red +750

Cmoney Prediction: Red +750
LOVE the long shot here. Such a sleeper pick and you gotta take a chance.

And my all time personal favorite super bowl prop…..

Coin Toss
Heads -105
Tails -105

Cmoney Prediction: Heads -105
Classic super bowl bet right here. I used to be a big tails guy but now i’m more sophisticated and i’m all about that heads.

Some other notable ridiculous props for this year’s superbowl:

Will Patriots’ head coach Bill Belichck be caught smiling on camera during the game?
Yes +275
No -400

Will Idina Menzel forget or omit at least one word of the official US National Anthem?
Yes +450
No -700

Will Katy Perry and Lenny Kravitz kiss on the lips during the halftime show?

Yes +350
No -500

Who will the Super Bowl MVP mention first in his interview?

Teammates — 3/2
God — 2/1
Fans/City — 15/2
Coach — 15/1
Family — 15/1
Owner — 12/1
None of the above — 5/2

Enjoy and try not to lose your life savings and your children’s college fund!

By: Cmoney

Real Housewife “Performs” Her “Hit Signal”

Apparently money doesn’t buy you talent either.

First things first, let’s give a shoutout to the sugar daddy that Rebecca Black’ed this chick. Dude literally payed to have his wife record a track, then went out of his way to get her on the news to perform her “hit” single. LOVE the move. You know him and his boys were laughing their asses off while they watched the train fall off the tracks.

Speaking of Rebecca, what ever happened to her? She had to of offed herself right?

By:SwaggyG

The Top Five Best College Beers of All Time

Special edition from The Over Under Blog today as we list the top 5 college beers of all time. If you’re in college right now chances are you’re drinking one of these barley pops (or twenty) during this blizzard right now.

5. Pabst Blue Ribbon
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Nothing quite says America like an old fashioned PBR. Cheap, american, and it tastes like George Washington is going down your throat.
4. Coors Light

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Coming in at number 4 is the Coors light barley pops. Nothing better than pulling a super cold and crushing about 20 of these bad boys.

3. Miller High Life

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Miller High Life will be sure to bring you many terrible hangovers in your college days. “The Champagne Of Beers” el oh el.

2. Keystone Light

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Always smooth.
1. Natty Light

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The ultimate college beer and the drink of choice by frat guys eveywhere.

Honorable mentions: Genesee Ice, Milwaukee’s Best, Old Milwaukee, Boxer Light, Bud Light, and Busch Light.

Do you agree with this list? Comment and give us your personal rankings of college beer.

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By: Cmoney

Marshawn Lynch With Yet Another Legendary Interview

#ImJustHereSoIWontGetFined

Marshawn just giving zero fucks per usual at the Super Bowl media day. The media secretly loves this shit too. Who wants to hear Tom Brady talk about preparation for the big game and all his scripted bullshit. Give me Marshawn answering every question “Im just here so i wont get fined” a thousand times in a row.

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 I’ll leave you with one of my favorite Marshawn Lynch segments of all time.

By: Cmoney

The Best Of Tinder 1/26/2015

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I don’t think JJ gets the objective of Tinder. Tinder is supposed to be used to get you laid or for you prudes out there “find a girlfriend”. Usually when  someone does a Celebrity look a like they choose an actual good looking celebrity (Examples: leonardo dicaprio, Justin Bieber, or matthew mcconaughey). Not a fucking ugly ass buck tooth machine from the movie CarsI don’t care if its almost a mirror image of yourself, you’re better than this JJ. Atleast use like Michael Strahan bro.

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Looks- 3 (You need braces bro.)
Personality- 8 (Anyone who looks like an animated car and flaunts it must have a decent personality.)
Tinder game- 5 (Solid strategy doing a celebrity look a like but horrendous execution.)
Life score- 6

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By: Cmoney