Seahawks Fan DESTROYS TV After Loss


This Seahawks fan acted in the most logical way possible after Pete Carrol called one of the worst plays in NFL history on the 1 yard line for the super bowl. You have Beast Mode for god sake.

This is how I imagine I would act if the Bills lose the super bowl in the future. (Yes, sadly im a buffalo bills fan).

I’m pretty sure this guy has been watching too much of the Andy Milonakis Show and thought he would pop right into the super bowl action like this clip.

Meanwhile Tom Brady is riding off into the stars after his fourth super bowl victory. 


By: Cmoney

Celebrities Read Mean Tweets 2/3/2015

Jimmy Kimmel is an absolute genius for coming up with these segments. They are absolute FIRE. If you haven’t seen these before, Jimmy Kimmel has celebrities read out loud mean tweets said about them. This round of mean tweets features some great names like Iggy Azalea, Ariana Grande, Pitbull, Drake, Katy Perry, Sia, Haim, Blake Shelton, Childish Gambino and Wiz Khalifa. There reactions are priceless. 

The best of this round:

“Fuck you Blake shelton you inbred hick”.

“hey look Ed Sheeran is still ugly!” 

“Wiz Khalifa looks like a homeless woman” 

“Childish Gambino looks like he tried to suck his dick a few times” 

“I’d rather listen to an auto-tuned queef played on a continuous loop than listen to Ariana Grande’s new album”.  

By: Cmoney

Hotels Are Able To Track The Towels You Steal


Huffington Post

There’s something utterly delicious about hotel beds… and towels… and robes. They’re so decadently fluffy and epically cozy, we’d totally steal them if we could.

And much of the time, we do. Towels are among the most-stolen items in hotels, The Telegraph reports. We could’ve guessed that.

But we never would’ve guessed that hotels can tell when you’ve stolen a towel (or robe or duvet cover for that matter). It’s all thanks to a tiny, M&M-sized tracking device that thousands of hotels have embedded in their linens — a device that lets them know where their towels, robes and bedsheets are at all times.


The main service they use is Linen Technology Tracking, which provides the chips to some 2,000 hotels around the country, according to its executive VP William Serbin. The company’s initial goal was to let hotels track which linens had made it from the hotel to the cleaners and back again, but the chips have also proven handy for keeping tabs on stolen goods that guests think have slipped out unnoticed.

“One hotel uses the chips to monitor the elevator banks,” Serbin told The Huffington Post. “Any time one of their towels passes through the elevator bay, Housekeeping gets an alert.”

Well fuck me right? Now the waiting game begins of when the FBI is going to surround my house and take me down. I’m notorious for taking “free” shit from hotels. Comfy towels, robes, pillows, you name it. When they finally track all this shit there gonna lock me in jail and throw away the keys. Sneaky move by the hotel industry. Playing chess while we are all playing mother fuckin checkers. Good game bros.


By; Cmoney


Bruce Jenner Is Officially Transitioning Into a Woman


Bruce jenner


Rumors have been swirling for months about Bruce Jenner’s ever-changing appearance, and now it seems that a source close to the Kardashian brood is confirming what many have long suspected.

“Bruce is transitioning to a woman,” a source told People.

To many fans of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” Jenner’s transition will come as no surprise. The decathlon gold-medalist has been photographed many times in the past year wearing makeup, painted nails and rocking a fuller mane. The patriarch allegedly underwent surgery to lessen the prominence of his Adam’s apple last year, according toUs Magazine, which is fairly common for those undergoing gender transition.

Kim Kardashian recently alluded to the recent changes in Jenner’s life in an interview withET, saying that “I think he’ll share whenever the time is right.”

From the looks of the picture it looks like Bruce already has some solid C cups. Going from an American Olympic hero to a freak show is quite the transition. You gotta feel bad for the guy (errrr lady?), his bitch wife left him and all his children are sluts. This is the nail in the coffin, fuck it time to become a woman i guess. Can’t wait for him to break the internet like his daughter Kim Kardashian did earlier in the year. 


By: Cmoney

The Most Ridiculous Super Bowl 2015 Prop Bets


This is for all you degenerate gamblers out there like myself. Here’s an easy guide to score big bucks on the stupidest props out there right now.
Super Bowl XLVIII - Seattle Seahawks v Denver Broncos
What Color will the Gatorade (or liquid) be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team?

Orange 3/2
Yellow 5/2
Clear/Water 3/1
Blue 13/2
Red 15/2
Green 12/1

Cmoney Prediction: Red 15/2
Gotta be aggressive and go with the long shot here. Last year it was Orange but fuck that pussy 3/2 shit. Richard Sherman strikes me as a guy who loves drinking that fruit punch (and Yes I already know the Seahawks are winning this years superbowl.)


Will Marshawn Lynch grab his crotch after scoring a TD in the game?

Yes +200
No   -300

Cmoney Prediction: Yes +200
Holdddddd maaaaa dick. Marshawn gives zero fucks. Mortal lock of the century he grabs his junk after scoring.


What Color will Bill Belichick’s hoodie be? 

Grey -120
Red +750

Cmoney Prediction: Red +750
LOVE the long shot here. Such a sleeper pick and you gotta take a chance.

And my all time personal favorite super bowl prop…..

Coin Toss
Heads -105
Tails -105

Cmoney Prediction: Heads -105
Classic super bowl bet right here. I used to be a big tails guy but now i’m more sophisticated and i’m all about that heads.

Some other notable ridiculous props for this year’s superbowl:

Will Patriots’ head coach Bill Belichck be caught smiling on camera during the game?
Yes +275
No -400

Will Idina Menzel forget or omit at least one word of the official US National Anthem?
Yes +450
No -700

Will Katy Perry and Lenny Kravitz kiss on the lips during the halftime show?

Yes +350
No -500

Who will the Super Bowl MVP mention first in his interview?

Teammates — 3/2
God — 2/1
Fans/City — 15/2
Coach — 15/1
Family — 15/1
Owner — 12/1
None of the above — 5/2

Enjoy and try not to lose your life savings and your children’s college fund!

By: Cmoney