Seahawks Fan DESTROYS TV After Loss

#PrayForTheTV

This Seahawks fan acted in the most logical way possible after Pete Carrol called one of the worst plays in NFL history on the 1 yard line for the super bowl. You have Beast Mode for god sake.

This is how I imagine I would act if the Bills lose the super bowl in the future. (Yes, sadly im a buffalo bills fan).

I’m pretty sure this guy has been watching too much of the Andy Milonakis Show and thought he would pop right into the super bowl action like this clip.

Meanwhile Tom Brady is riding off into the stars after his fourth super bowl victory. 

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By: Cmoney

The Most Ridiculous Super Bowl 2015 Prop Bets

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This is for all you degenerate gamblers out there like myself. Here’s an easy guide to score big bucks on the stupidest props out there right now.
Super Bowl XLVIII - Seattle Seahawks v Denver Broncos
What Color will the Gatorade (or liquid) be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team?

Orange 3/2
Yellow 5/2
Clear/Water 3/1
Blue 13/2
Red 15/2
Green 12/1

Cmoney Prediction: Red 15/2
Gotta be aggressive and go with the long shot here. Last year it was Orange but fuck that pussy 3/2 shit. Richard Sherman strikes me as a guy who loves drinking that fruit punch (and Yes I already know the Seahawks are winning this years superbowl.)

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Will Marshawn Lynch grab his crotch after scoring a TD in the game?

Yes +200
No   -300

Cmoney Prediction: Yes +200
Holdddddd maaaaa dick. Marshawn gives zero fucks. Mortal lock of the century he grabs his junk after scoring.

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What Color will Bill Belichick’s hoodie be? 

Grey -120
Blue EVEN
Red +750

Cmoney Prediction: Red +750
LOVE the long shot here. Such a sleeper pick and you gotta take a chance.

And my all time personal favorite super bowl prop…..

Coin Toss
Heads -105
Tails -105

Cmoney Prediction: Heads -105
Classic super bowl bet right here. I used to be a big tails guy but now i’m more sophisticated and i’m all about that heads.

Some other notable ridiculous props for this year’s superbowl:

Will Patriots’ head coach Bill Belichck be caught smiling on camera during the game?
Yes +275
No -400

Will Idina Menzel forget or omit at least one word of the official US National Anthem?
Yes +450
No -700

Will Katy Perry and Lenny Kravitz kiss on the lips during the halftime show?

Yes +350
No -500

Who will the Super Bowl MVP mention first in his interview?

Teammates — 3/2
God — 2/1
Fans/City — 15/2
Coach — 15/1
Family — 15/1
Owner — 12/1
None of the above — 5/2

Enjoy and try not to lose your life savings and your children’s college fund!

By: Cmoney

America Hurt Tom Brady’s Feelings

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Rumor has it Tom Brady will miss the Superbowl with a torn labia. Brady is the direct cause of the pussification of America. The world is calling you out for cheating for the thousandth time and now your all butt hurt about it and crying? Come on man. I guess we shouldn’t be surprised though, the dude does wear Uggs.

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By: Cmoney

Josh Gordon Failed Yet Another Drug Test

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Pro Football Talk

Browns wide receiver Josh Gordon faces yet another NFL suspension.

PFT’s Mike Florio has confirmed Gordon is in line for a one-year ban for a violation of the NFL’s substance-abuse policy.

A source tells Florio that Gordon tested positivefor alcohol. Moreover, a source tells Florio that Gordon’s suspension looks to be a “done deal,” with a reversal of the ban not expected. As Florio notes, Gordon is subject to alcohol testing because of his July 2014 DWI arrest.

ESPN’s Adam Schefter first reported Gordon was set to draw a one-year ban from the league.

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Hopefully the car dealership he worked at before is still hiring. Gotta feel bad for the guy, was just trying to turn up and drink some Ciroc. On the other hand hes a fucking moron, what is this his 5th failed drug test? Must of been partying too hard with Johnny Football. 

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Even Tim Howard wouldn’t be able to save him at this point in his life.

#FreeJoshGordon

By: Cmoney