This is for all you degenerate gamblers out there like myself. Here’s an easy guide to score big bucks on the stupidest props out there right now.
What Color will the Gatorade (or liquid) be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team?
Cmoney Prediction: Red 15/2
Gotta be aggressive and go with the long shot here. Last year it was Orange but fuck that pussy 3/2 shit. Richard Sherman strikes me as a guy who loves drinking that fruit punch (and Yes I already know the Seahawks are winning this years superbowl.)
Will Marshawn Lynch grab his crotch after scoring a TD in the game?
Cmoney Prediction: Yes +200
Holdddddd maaaaa dick. Marshawn gives zero fucks. Mortal lock of the century he grabs his junk after scoring.
What Color will Bill Belichick’s hoodie be?
Cmoney Prediction: Red +750
LOVE the long shot here. Such a sleeper pick and you gotta take a chance.
And my all time personal favorite super bowl prop…..
Cmoney Prediction: Heads -105
Classic super bowl bet right here. I used to be a big tails guy but now i’m more sophisticated and i’m all about that heads.
Some other notable ridiculous props for this year’s superbowl:
Will Patriots’ head coach Bill Belichck be caught smiling on camera during the game?
Will Idina Menzel forget or omit at least one word of the official US National Anthem?
Will Katy Perry and Lenny Kravitz kiss on the lips during the halftime show?
Who will the Super Bowl MVP mention first in his interview?
Teammates — 3/2
God — 2/1
Fans/City — 15/2
Coach — 15/1
Family — 15/1
Owner — 12/1
None of the above — 5/2
Enjoy and try not to lose your life savings and your children’s college fund!