5 Funniest Superbowl Commercials Of All-Time

#5

Coming in at the 5 spot we have an all-time classic. Bud light who practically owns this list (you’d think we were sponsored) sends us waaay back with this caveman classic.

 

#4

At the 4 spot we have the 2008 Diet Pepsi Max. The song alone catapults this ad to the top 5 spot. Give a some LaBouche though, would’ve been an easy 1.

 

#3

Still remember my first time watching this. Would’ve liked to have seen a little more of a twist at the end though. Office setting & a dude wishing for a promotion? Of course his squid CEO is going to walk around the corner. Disappointing ending from a commercial with a lot of promise.

 

#2

Terry Tate. Office Linebacker. Say no more. Last thing I need is for this roided out freak to come sack Cmoney, Slappy89, or (most importantly) myself for not posting enough shit. I get enough flack for not posting on the reg enough. Pretty sure Cmoney doesn’t actually believe me when I tell him that I’m away at school.

 

#1

Bud light taking the top spot with the magic fridge commercial. This commercial is the G.O.A.T. No questions asked.

 

 

 

BONUS AD.

Gotta love Jeff Gordan here for this one. Name me another reason to cheer for something someone from NASCAR did.. EVER? You can’t, simply can’t.

 

By:SwaggyG

The Most Ridiculous Super Bowl 2015 Prop Bets

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This is for all you degenerate gamblers out there like myself. Here’s an easy guide to score big bucks on the stupidest props out there right now.
Super Bowl XLVIII - Seattle Seahawks v Denver Broncos
What Color will the Gatorade (or liquid) be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team?

Orange 3/2
Yellow 5/2
Clear/Water 3/1
Blue 13/2
Red 15/2
Green 12/1

Cmoney Prediction: Red 15/2
Gotta be aggressive and go with the long shot here. Last year it was Orange but fuck that pussy 3/2 shit. Richard Sherman strikes me as a guy who loves drinking that fruit punch (and Yes I already know the Seahawks are winning this years superbowl.)

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Will Marshawn Lynch grab his crotch after scoring a TD in the game?

Yes +200
No   -300

Cmoney Prediction: Yes +200
Holdddddd maaaaa dick. Marshawn gives zero fucks. Mortal lock of the century he grabs his junk after scoring.

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What Color will Bill Belichick’s hoodie be? 

Grey -120
Blue EVEN
Red +750

Cmoney Prediction: Red +750
LOVE the long shot here. Such a sleeper pick and you gotta take a chance.

And my all time personal favorite super bowl prop…..

Coin Toss
Heads -105
Tails -105

Cmoney Prediction: Heads -105
Classic super bowl bet right here. I used to be a big tails guy but now i’m more sophisticated and i’m all about that heads.

Some other notable ridiculous props for this year’s superbowl:

Will Patriots’ head coach Bill Belichck be caught smiling on camera during the game?
Yes +275
No -400

Will Idina Menzel forget or omit at least one word of the official US National Anthem?
Yes +450
No -700

Will Katy Perry and Lenny Kravitz kiss on the lips during the halftime show?

Yes +350
No -500

Who will the Super Bowl MVP mention first in his interview?

Teammates — 3/2
God — 2/1
Fans/City — 15/2
Coach — 15/1
Family — 15/1
Owner — 12/1
None of the above — 5/2

Enjoy and try not to lose your life savings and your children’s college fund!

By: Cmoney

America Hurt Tom Brady’s Feelings

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Rumor has it Tom Brady will miss the Superbowl with a torn labia. Brady is the direct cause of the pussification of America. The world is calling you out for cheating for the thousandth time and now your all butt hurt about it and crying? Come on man. I guess we shouldn’t be surprised though, the dude does wear Uggs.

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By: Cmoney

$15 To Assemble the World’s Worst Possible Fan

ImageSo these $15 Pick’em charts are the craze now a days. For this one you are required to pick one from each category and you can’t go over the $15 limit. The goal is to create the worst/most annoying/piece of shit fan in the world.

Here are my picks….

$1:  New England Patriots
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$1!??!?! That was almost too easy. Patriots are easily the most HATED team in the NFL. Not only are they known for cheating but Tom Brady is one of the whiniest bitches around. If you arn’t a patriots fan… there’s a good chance you despise this franchise. Not to mention there fans are obnoxious and most are bandwagons to begin with. Probably the biggest dickhead fan base on the planet.

$5:  Miami Heat

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I don’t necessarily hate the Heat but you have to HATE heat fans. Most of them jumped on the bandwagon after the Big 3 assembled. Nothing worse than a bandwagon fan bragging about a team that they started rooting for after they got 3 future HOFers.You can’t even argue with these fans either because the Heat are just that dominate.

$3: Alabama

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Recently, these fans have become the Worst college football fans. Them and there stupid “Roll Tide” saying that you hear every other minute during college football season. Not to mention the majority of their fans are rednecks.

 

$5: Yankees
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The one word you think of when you think of New York Yankees fans is…. BANDWAGON. All these New York city assholes talking about the glory days and busting a nut thinking about Derek Jeters. Honestly, I almost didn’t buy the Yankees because over the past couple years the Yankees have sucked dick and their bandwagon fans have gone into hiding.

$1: Georgetown

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Honestly, I just ran out of money here. WHOOPS. Georgetown fans arn’t that bad.

 

Imagine having a friend that is a New England Patriots, Alabama, Miami Heat, New York Yankees, and Georgetown fan? Hate that kid already.

Who Would you guys pick with your $15 to create the worst fan?

 

By: Cmoney