#ImJustHereSoIWontGetFined
Marshawn just giving zero fucks per usual at the Super Bowl media day. The media secretly loves this shit too. Who wants to hear Tom Brady talk about preparation for the big game and all his scripted bullshit. Give me Marshawn answering every question “Im just here so i wont get fined” a thousand times in a row.
I’ll leave you with one of my favorite Marshawn Lynch segments of all time.
By: Cmoney
Rumor has it Tom Brady will miss the Superbowl with a torn labia. Brady is the direct cause of the pussification of America. The world is calling you out for cheating for the thousandth time and now your all butt hurt about it and crying? Come on man. I guess we shouldn’t be surprised though, the dude does wear Uggs.
By: Cmoney
Browns wide receiver Josh Gordon faces yet another NFL suspension.
PFT’s Mike Florio has confirmed Gordon is in line for a one-year ban for a violation of the NFL’s substance-abuse policy.
A source tells Florio that Gordon tested positivefor alcohol. Moreover, a source tells Florio that Gordon’s suspension looks to be a “done deal,” with a reversal of the ban not expected. As Florio notes, Gordon is subject to alcohol testing because of his July 2014 DWI arrest.
ESPN’s Adam Schefter first reported Gordon was set to draw a one-year ban from the league.
Hopefully the car dealership he worked at before is still hiring. Gotta feel bad for the guy, was just trying to turn up and drink some Ciroc. On the other hand hes a fucking moron, what is this his 5th failed drug test? Must of been partying too hard with Johnny Football.
Even Tim Howard wouldn’t be able to save him at this point in his life.
#FreeJoshGordon
By: Cmoney
This would be one hell of a blow for poor old Cleveland. Football season hasn’t even officially begun yet and you have the top receiver on the team getting busted for a DWI (weed basically..again) and Johnny Football taking some ski lessons while all the snow is in Cleveland.
SwaggyG Original Photo^^
As the legend Hunter Moore would say “Blow lines, fuck dimes”, 100% Johnny Football’s move in life right now. $20 bucks says JF slayed some tinder slut immediately after this photo was taken, and another $20 says he’s going to get a “random” drug test the second he steps foot in the locker room for practice. Either way, Johnny Football once again waving his dick in our faces, cuckholding Cmoney and I showing how much better his life is than ours.
By:SwaggyG
Oh baby, football season right around the corner and Jaguars owner Shahid Khan is already calling Texas for being on their poor people shit. The billionaire owner put up this billboard in an apparent attempt to hype up the pussy cat Jags’ upcoming season. I respect the move and hate it at the same time. First off, you do realize your team sucks right? When your team is as much of a laughing stock as the Jaguars, pretty sure you should just keep your mouth shut and wait for them to produce something on the field before you call out an actual franchise like the Dallas Cowboys and their irrelevant little brother the Houston Texans.
Shahid Khan has big plans for the team and It’s honestly pretty sick what he’s doing. Making pool side cabana’s in an NFL stadium is fucking dope. Marketing genius right there. I like how he’s going with the strategy of; If you build it, they will come.
Talking about sports a little more, I do like the direction the Jags are going. Cutting ties with their loose end, cap devouring, underperforming players like MJD and Jason Babin. Cutting Blaine Gabbert was also an excellent move in the right direction since he’s arguable a bigger bust than Ryan Leaf IMO. So good, out with the old, in with the new. They stacked up their receiving core by taking Allen Robinson and Marquise Lee in the draft which is also a good move. Drafting your future franchise QB, even better! Poor kid is going to need all the help he can get when he’s eventually thrown into the fire down there.
Personally I think the Jags are still at least 3 years away from being a legitimate playoff contender, but in the NFL it’s impossible to predict the outcome for any team until the season gets underway. With a new running back in town, new QB, new receivers that don’t abuse alcohol, and a defensive mastermind as a head coach, things are looking bright for the Jags future. Unfortunately for them it’s still not enough to get past the Texans or the Colts just yet.
By:SwaggyG
http://nesn.com/2014/06/police-find-1500-heroin-bricks-live-chicken-at-former-steelers-home/
As a Steelers fan this hurts. You would think that when you’re a millionaire you wouldn’t even get involved in this type of shit but nope! Deshea Townsend’s home was raided this past Sunday and police found 1,500 heroin bricks, $100,000 in cash, and a live chicken. Yes, a live chicken.
Bruh, you done fucked up. It’s undetermined whether or not he was involved in the arrest (Deshea Townsend, not the chicken) however it’s not a good look no matter how you spin the story. It’s a bad bad day for Steelers nation.
At least we’re not the Buffalo Bills though right?
By:SwaggyG
could Johnny Football ditch the pads and cleats for a future on the diamond as Johnny Baseball?
Probably not. But he might want to consider it.
The Cleveland Browns quarterback was drafted by the San Diego Padres in the 28th round (No. 837 overall) of the 2014 MLB Draft Saturday.
Manziel was listed as a shortstop for Texas A&M, although he hasn’t stepped foot on the baseball diamond since his junior year of high school. Apparently, he was a pretty decent infielder and even talked to Texas A&M baseball coaches about joining the team in 2012.
Johnny football just crushing life like usual. Hasn’t played baseball since high school but still gets drafted to an MLB squad.
Serious question, so does he play baseball instead of football? He could either play football for the shitty browns and live in shitty Cleveland or he could live in beautiful San Diego and slay hot sloots down by the beach on the regular. Seems like a no brainer decision here. Johnny Baseball it is.
P.S.
How shitty of a feeling is it for the players that got drafted after him. Dedicating your whole life to baseball only to have Johnny fuckin Football steal the spotlight from you. Nick Sabo (The guy drafted immediate after Johnny) must be on suicide watch right now.
By Cmoney
So these $15 Pick’em charts are the craze now a days. For this one you are required to pick one from each category and you can’t go over the $15 limit. The goal is to create the worst/most annoying/piece of shit fan in the world.
Here are my picks….
$1: New England Patriots
$1!??!?! That was almost too easy. Patriots are easily the most HATED team in the NFL. Not only are they known for cheating but Tom Brady is one of the whiniest bitches around. If you arn’t a patriots fan… there’s a good chance you despise this franchise. Not to mention there fans are obnoxious and most are bandwagons to begin with. Probably the biggest dickhead fan base on the planet.
$5: Miami Heat
I don’t necessarily hate the Heat but you have to HATE heat fans. Most of them jumped on the bandwagon after the Big 3 assembled. Nothing worse than a bandwagon fan bragging about a team that they started rooting for after they got 3 future HOFers.You can’t even argue with these fans either because the Heat are just that dominate.
$3: Alabama
Recently, these fans have become the Worst college football fans. Them and there stupid “Roll Tide” saying that you hear every other minute during college football season. Not to mention the majority of their fans are rednecks.
$5: Yankees
The one word you think of when you think of New York Yankees fans is…. BANDWAGON. All these New York city assholes talking about the glory days and busting a nut thinking about Derek Jeters. Honestly, I almost didn’t buy the Yankees because over the past couple years the Yankees have sucked dick and their bandwagon fans have gone into hiding.
$1: Georgetown
Honestly, I just ran out of money here. WHOOPS. Georgetown fans arn’t that bad.
Imagine having a friend that is a New England Patriots, Alabama, Miami Heat, New York Yankees, and Georgetown fan? Hate that kid already.
Who Would you guys pick with your $15 to create the worst fan?
By: Cmoney
The Over Under 