Cuncul Da Heat! LeBron is Heading Back To Cleveland!

So did Cleveland just become the place to be at right now? Fucking Cleveland Ohio? Johnny Football joining forces with Bron Bron? Move over Beyoncé and Jay, move over KimYe! Johnny and LeBron are taking over! How soon do you think it’ll take for paparazzi to catch Lebron doing blow with JF? I’ll give it 3 days. Tops.

Cleveland finally has something to root for now. Part of me is happy for the city, but another part still remembers it’s Cleveland. There’s only so much you can do to improve that shit hole.

Heat fans right now be like:

Meanwhile since Shabazz, I’m all like:

The real loser in this is poor old Dwayne Wade. I feel for you bro. Must suck knowing you’ll never see the playoffs again.

By:SwaggyG

The New Social Media Craze…. Lebroning

#Lebroning

 

By: Cmoney

The Funniest Lebron James Cramp Photos From Last night

Lebron gonna Lebron. CLASSIC.

By: Cmoney

The Spurs Take Game 1 Of The NBA Finals

What a wild game 1 to Start off the NBA Finals. My boy Bron Bron got hurt and it all went downhill from there. Whoever says Lebron is a pussy ass bitch is such a squid. The dude could barely walk. He cramped up hard body. 

I’m calling for a protest of this garbage ass game. The AC randomly stops working causing the Stadium’s temperature to raise to over 90 fucking degrees?!?! The Spurs did this on purpose to take out the king. CONSPIRACY!!!!

Where was Lance Stephenson when Lebron James needed him most?

Updated prediction: Heat in 5

By: Cmoney

This Just In: White men CAN Jump

And Zach LaVine also said his epic 46" vertical today: "I think I was pumped a little bit, y'know, the Lakers."

— KEVIN DING (@KevinDing) June 4, 2014

 

46″ vertical? You kidding me with this? This is a huge win for all white guys out there. No more the days of watching black dudes continually throws their dicks in poor white defenders with absolutely nothing they can do. To my knowledge (None at all), I’m pretty sure the highest vertical to date for a white NBA player was in the 20″ range (No evidence supporting this). Zach Lavine giving all white dudes out there hope that one day, one day they too can play in the NBA. Do your thing young blood, do your thing. Until you get drafted though, let’s watch some all-time classics:

By:SwaggyG

 

 

It’s Lebron James Against The World… Literally

People just love to hate and root against the best. Lebron James and the Miami Heat are attempting the 3-peat in the NBA Finals vs the Spurs.

In this Sports Nation Poll the only place that is rooting for Lebron to get that 3rd ring is Florida go figure. Alaska, Afghanistan, Wyoming, and everyone else in the fucking world is against him and the Heat. Fucking terrorist are even rooting against the “Villain”/Bad Guy. The whole world basically hates “King James”.

What do you guys think? Will Lebron get that 3rd ring?

Cmoney prediction: Heat in 4
Cmoney basketball knowledge: 0

By: Cmoney