Ladies, today i introduce you to Dylan, the stud muffin whose been making girl’s panties wet since 1993. Awesome hair, sweet librarian glasses, and a pubic hair like beard. Dylan is the full package.
Gotta love his Tinder bio. “I smoke a bit, what of it?”. Dude… we know. Look at your fucking hair in a mirror bro.
This guy reminds me of an uglier version (if thats even possible) of Crazy Eyes from Orange Is The New Black.
Looks- 10 (So dreamy. Epic hairdo, pubes on his chin, and sexy librarian glasses. Dylan so hot right now, Dylan.)
Personality- 6 (he smokes a bit…. what of it?)
Tinder game- 8 (How can girls not swipe right to this gem?)
Life score- 9