Such a power move here by Brandon. Just showing off his $127,343 to all the Tinder gold diggers out there. I actually love this strategy. No girls give a fuck what guys look like if they have money. This guy could be the ugliest human being on the planet and all the bitches will be swiping right (would bang) because he has fat stacks $$$$$.
Looks- 10 (Blinded by the dollar signs)
Tinder game- 10 (What girl doesn’t like money? No girl cares about what a guy looks like when they have six figures to play around with. Swipe rights for days.)
Life score- 9 (Money buys happiness)