Kris Jenner Pulling a Typical Kris Jenner

Typical Kris Jenner move raving about her perfect her daughters tits are. Way to be a role model for your daughter dude. It’s no wonder why your family is the laughing stock of America. There is literally no point in this woman’s head where she plays mother instead of manager.

“She’s a model and that’s really her profession,”-Kris

That’s your response when asked how you felt about it? Dude get the fuck out of here. That shit wouldn’t fly 2 seconds in my household. Hey Bruce, WAKE THE FUCK UP BRO. Your wife is promoting your daughter to get naked for money. Yeah we all get why you had to get out of that hell hole of a house, your wife is bat shit crazy and only cares about progressing her career through her daughters. At some point you have to man up and knock some sense into that smut. You want a Kim round two? Watch your daughter get railed by some average R&B singer and then make a song how he beat everyone to the pussy? I don’t think so bro. Oh wait, there’s more to Kris by the way.

“She has like, the perfect body, especially one that wants to be in the modeling business,” she said. “I don’t know, I got a lot ofcurves and I couldn’t pull that off. But she always looks remarkable.”

Oh now you done did it girl. Kris pulling a typical Kris move. Somehow finds a way to bring the attention to herself. No one give two fucks about what curves you allegedly have, and everyone knows you can’t pull it off. Actually no one is even trying to see that shit, please stay covered up. This bitch is so self centered it’s no wonder why she’s okay with her fresh 18 year old daughter going topless.


Now with the slight rant out of the way, it’s time to take a bloggers perspective on this matter. It’s no secret that I’m in love the Kylie. Kris couldn’t be more right on her daughter having perfect tits. Uhh pretty sure I could’ve told you that bro. There’s no secret there. Another thing I love about this move is the fact that she took no time to go topless. Just proves that a sex tape is soon in the mix. Technically there is no correlation between shooting topless and having a sex tape, but does that really matter? It’s my blog so fuck your opinion bro. Just sit back, enjoy the pics, and PRAY for a sex tape within the year.





By: SwaggyG


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